BlackBerry Commercials = Retarded

Am I the only person who thinks the Blackberry BBM commercials are friggen ridiculous?

Here’s a basic script for one of these things:

[ ♪ banjo twee pop ♫ ]GUY1: ”Yea, blackberry messenger is siiiiiccckkkK! I can totally send messages to my friends… THROUGH MY PHONE!!!”GIRL1: “No matter where they are I send these little messages, like, text messages but they are through BBM, right?  Yea, it’s SOO cool.”GUY2: “I’m pretty fashionable, I mean, I run a fucking art studio, you know?”GIRL1: “OH! OH OH OH OH ! my favorite bit is this… you ready?? It can send pictures!! Yea, kinda like an MMS message, but it’s totally BBM.”GUY2: “Email is lame. You can’t sext through email. I can sext through BBM.”GUY1: “Oh, also, pretty sick… if I’m surfing somewhere, I’ll tell my dudefriends ‘i’m surfing out here’ and they’ll, like, come… but I forget who has blackberries and who doesn’t”GIRL1: “I can tell when you’ve read the message… and then i can be, like, ‘Jessica, you bitch!! You never got back to me. And I know you read my BBM…’”GUY1: “BLLLRrrrriiiieeeeeng!”GIRL1: “beepooooooopeee pee pee!”GUY2: “le chirp.”

Here’s an example:

WTF!? I normally don’t bring the just straight ol' complainin' on the onlines (saving that for the in-person experience), but every time these commercials come on my wife and I just look at each other and balk. Like, “balk! balk! balk!” It’s sort of our thing… #love