My friend got a boat. Boats need names. The list of names we came up with were too fabulous not to share. Which should we choose?
Friend 1:
- Knotty Buoy
- A La Mode
- Actual Size
Friend 2:
- Timber Shivers
- Uncut Cone
- Livers Ship
- The Big Boi
- Pussy Wagon
- High Tide Drifter
- Piece of Crap Telephone
- From My iPhone
Friend 3:
- Widow Maker
- Unhung Hero
- Rwehomeyet
- Vanhagar
- Nsfw
- Loves Anchor
- Ahoy Bitches
- Wet Pussy
- Who Needs Mexico
- Three Fingers
- Take Two and Call Me in the Morning
- Wake Zone
- Aslans Gift
- Circle Jerk
- Spinal Fap
Friend 4:
- Whisper Fish
- Fishey Kisses
- Trim Trimmer
- Trimmr.ru
- Sun Tan Soul™
- Wake Raper
- “Whoootah!”
- Scotty Cooper #33 Forever
- FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU
- Forever Aboard
- Patron Stain
- Always Sunny, Everyday
{ 5 comments… read them below or add one }
Ship for Brains
Titanic 2.0
Just 4 Play
Nauti by Nature
Fishful Thinking
LOL! Love em. Keep them coming.
Beats Workin
Scared Shipless
STOP! Maritime!
Flotilla in Manila
Boat High
Auto-Aquatic Asphyxiation
Badly-Designed Submarine
Visitation……. As in where’s Bob?
Bob isnt here, he’s out on visitation.