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Louis C.K. on farts

Farts are — I just refuse to be snobbish about certain shit with comedy. You know, farts come out of your ass and they make a fucking trumpet sound. That shit smelling gas comes out of your ass and it makes a toot sound. What the fuck is not funny about that? It’s perfect, it’s a perfect joke. It has all the elements.”

Louis C.K.

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The most beautiful creature i’ve met.

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Legends

So many Christophers, so many Crosses. The wind is right. I’m a believer. Stay sweet Lance Bass.

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Clearly this is how you’re *supposed* to make drum sounds

Working on a Nouwen Movie

Last night I thought of this tweet:

Working in a movie for edgy, thoughtful Catholics+Quakers. So far I only have Act2, line 1: “Henri Nouwen, mutherf*ckrz; that’s how.”

It’s a silly thing that 2 of you may find chuckle-worthy. Henri Nouwen wrote a lot about the spiritual life… I read a lot of his books and liked him a bunch. His thoughts were exceedingly gentle and loving and real. That’s why I shat my pants when I thought of this line.

But man, can you imagine a movie where that’s the turning point? So awesome… (more…)